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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! *** Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” A: “You can’t tuna fish.” Read More »

A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?” A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?” Read More »

I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake. “Why?” asks the second snake. “Because I just bit my lip.” Read More »