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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!” Read More »

I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake. “Why?” asks the second snake. “Because I just bit my lip.” Read More »