Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! *** Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” A: “You can’t tuna fish.” Read More »
Funny Quote of the Day
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down. Mitch Hedberg Read More »
Describe me !!!
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!” Read More »
Doctor Kills Wife, Self Hours After Wedding
Just hours after “‘Till death do us part,” a doctor was dead by his own hand after having murdered his new bride, police in Terre Haute, Ind., say. Investigators believe George “Scott” Samson, 54, shot Kelly Samson and then himself minutes after the last guests left a reception held at their home late Saturday night. Witnesses say the couple started ... Read More »